Crafted for a
modern buzz
The Whirlwined Difference
Where calm meets clarity — crafted to help you feel your best.
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INFUSED FOR A BUZZ
Relax, unwind, and elevate your mood — dose by the glass for the ideal vibe.
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FAST & LOW CALORIE
Feel it fast — effects in just 10–15 minutes, with only 25 calories per serving.
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NON-ALCOHOLIC
All the fun, none of the hangover — just clean, elevated vibes from start to finish.
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NATURALLY FLAVORED
No artificial flavors or sweeteners. 100% vegan and gluten-free.
Sauvignon Blanc
5mg THC per serving / 25mg per bottle
- Real Wine, not wine adjacent – Made from authentic wine that’s carefully dealcoholized before infusion.
- Non alcoholic, Elevated Experience — all the flavor and ritual without the buzz.
- Alcohol-Free, Elevated Experience — all the flavor and ritual without the buzz.
- Infused for a Buzz – Premium THC infusion for a smooth, balanced lift.
- Low calorie and only 25 calories per serving -- feel good, stay light.
- Fast-Acting – Notice effects in about 10–15 minutes.
- Alcohol-Free, Elevated Experience – All the flavor and ritual without the buzz.
- Naturally Flavored – No artificial flavors or sweeteners — vegan and gluten-free.
- Crafted in Illinois – Sourced from Washington vineyards and produced locally in Chicago.
Give it a whirl
Whirlwined isn’t just for one type of crowd — it’s for anyone who loves to unwind their own way. From laid-back creatives and weekend mixologists to busy parents, fitness buffs, and chill seekers, this pour fits every vibe. It’s the drink that bridges worlds — sophisticated yet playful, relaxing yet clear-headed. No hangovers, no pressure, just good energy in a glass.
FAQ
Frequently Asked Questions
Whirlwined is a premium dealcoholized wine infused with micro‑dosed THC. It keeps the ritual and flavor of wine, with a smoother, more modern kind of lift.
Whirlwined is a non-alcoholic wine infused with premium hemp derived d9 THC for a light, elevated buzz. It’s crafted from real Washington grapes and infused here in Illinois for the perfect unwind — clean, balanced, and low-calorie.
Most people start to feel Whirlwined in about 10–15 minutes — a quick, controllable way to unwind.
Start low, sip slow. Everyone’s tolerance is different, so begin with a small pour and give it time to settle before having more.
Yes — non alcoholic. Whirlwined gives you the social, feel-good vibe of wine without the booze or the hangover.
Whirlwined combines premium wine craftsmanship, fast-acting hemp derived d9 THC infusion, and clean ingredients — no artificial flavors, vegan, and 25 calories per serving. It’s a modern twist on relaxation.